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April 24, 2006
Hidden: RE: pass FIRST: Kobe became pass first cause the syndicate told him to on Sunday, and in game two he'll become shoot first and drop 40+ on the Suns and tie the series up...DONE
posted by maddux to basketball at 05:06 PM - 15 comments
Can I have a blog too?
posted by Mr Bismarck at 05:22 PM on April 24, 2006
And while we're at it, best run of consecutive deleted posts by a single individual ever? One Two Three Four
posted by holden at 05:24 PM on April 24, 2006
Five.
posted by justgary at 05:33 PM on April 24, 2006
I hate you. I hope Paris Hilton gives you chlamydia and the child you spawn together has fins and beaks (several beaks), and chlamydia also. And then may your child marry Suri Cruise. We need to form a task team. Yes, a task team. It doesn't have to be like A-Team, but in the same vein. An S-Team. Fighting for justice for all of Sportsfilter. We're taking volunteers and if you want to wear a bunch of gold chains and a mohawk (I'm looking at you BullpenPro) and maybe some brass knuckles, go right ahead. The mission of this S-Team is clear: To dole out justice to people who can't read the fucking guidelines. Now you may be asking yourself a couple questions, like "But JG, how is justice served?" The answer to that is simple, justice-seekers: A swift kick in the balls. Hey fuckos, read the guidelines!
posted by jerseygirl at 05:34 PM on April 24, 2006
*high-fives jg*
posted by scully at 05:38 PM on April 24, 2006
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if someone really desperately needs a kick in the balls, then, if you can find her, maybe you can hire... The JG team.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 05:42 PM on April 24, 2006
In 1972, a crack sports commentary unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the internet underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the S-Team. If BullpenPro is going to be Sergeant Bosco "B.A" Baracus, be prepared to take an unusual amount of sedatives every time you need to fly somewhere to take down a dumb FPPoster. on preview: damn you bismarck!
posted by ninjavshippo at 05:51 PM on April 24, 2006
*lo-fives terrapin* *feverishly applies for the S-Team*
posted by lilnemo at 07:05 PM on April 24, 2006
While I certainly offer condolence to the miscreant who declines to abide, I really don't understand how I got recruited for this team -- kind of like hiring Greg Anderson to investigate Bonds, isn't it? Plus, on the "superhero" scale, I'm closer to the Blue Raja from "Mystery Men." "Your boy's a limey troll-flagger, Mother. What will the bridge club say?" I mean, really, "Mr. B?" That's no special operative. That's a special operative's hair dresser.
posted by BullpenPro at 12:07 AM on April 25, 2006
Fine. You're out then, Limey Troll Flagger. lilnemo gets to wear the mohawk.
posted by jerseygirl at 05:52 AM on April 25, 2006
I mean, really, "Mr. B?" That's no special operative. That's a special operative's hair dresser. Even more troublesome as I'm already Mr B. Special Operations Hair Styling twins, maybe?
posted by Mr Bismarck at 06:21 AM on April 25, 2006
Well, that's a break. The mohawk really would have derailed my grand mullet plan. Just a little off the front, Mr. B.
posted by BullpenPro at 08:01 AM on April 25, 2006
I can totally fire off a thousand or so rounds of ammo at a time, and hit absolutely nothing more than the hood release on a pursuing vehicle...am I in? /sharpening jersey's uncomfortable heels to make them even more uncomfortable to the kickees.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:12 AM on April 25, 2006
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:17 AM on April 25, 2006
Even as a Cardinals fan, I must say awesome game yesterday and great start to the season. Neat link, by the way. Hell yeah Lakers will rock it!!!! Kobe time 2006.