March 10, 2006

Mayor opposes nude cycling race on safety grounds: Is anyone really going to notice the helmets?

posted by dbt302 to other at 12:10 PM - 11 comments

What, no pictures? </obligatory>

posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:14 PM on March 10, 2006

It would be pretty easy to determine drug use if not clothed? right-So it would only be making their job as police officers easier!!

posted by oh2rooper at 12:29 PM on March 10, 2006

Man, and I thought I had it bad when I got a wedgie from my banana seat.

posted by wfrazerjr at 12:39 PM on March 10, 2006

What would be more painful, riding or watching?

posted by Termite at 01:17 PM on March 10, 2006

Race Coordinator One: "We're going to get more attention than a Queen video!" Race Coordinator Two: "We're going to need some bike-seat cleanser and a shitload of paper towels." Race Coordinator One: "... This isn't as hott a party as I anticipated."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:29 PM on March 10, 2006

The race aims to promote safe cycling and alternative energy. There is a joke in that statement somewhere... Overheard at last year's race... "The Chippendale on the Cannondale just took the lead! Broke away from the peloton, as if someone broke wind! The peloton is breaking up! Riders are down everywhere, I, I can't tell who's gone's all asses and elbows!"

posted by tselson at 01:58 PM on March 10, 2006

This gives to "riding in line to break the wind" a whole different perspective! I just hope the guy up-front didn't have a bean burrito for dinner!

I bet some of those seats could go on sale on eBay right after the race and some freaks would buy them! (Pubic hair would be extra $)

posted by zippinglou at 02:22 PM on March 10, 2006

Would the female riders be referred to as "Bare Dears n headlights"?

posted by oh2rooper at 02:39 PM on March 10, 2006

it must be a new it seems no objections in past when held...

posted by phillyolhead at 04:38 PM on March 10, 2006

The only helmets that will be noticed are the purple ones.

posted by chuck'n'duck at 07:48 PM on March 10, 2006

They would have to wear ''jimmie hats'' to protect the ''heads''.

posted by joromu at 11:57 AM on March 11, 2006

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