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April 17, 2005
I would be very, very disappointed if I was told there would be bears at our next corporate outing and it turned out it was just Jim McMahon and Walter Payton. Unless they attacked and ate an elk or something. In that case, I would be excited.
posted by Samsonov14 at 07:34 PM on April 17, 2005
Dude, Walter Payton is dead. That would actually be kinda of exciting now that I think about it. Maybe zombie "Sweetness" could eat McMahon's brain or something. 'Course, that wouldn't be much of a meal though.
posted by NoMich at 07:56 PM on April 17, 2005
Oh. I didn't know. Well, I'd definitely show up at my next corporate function if they told me there would be a dead bear there.
posted by Samsonov14 at 01:24 AM on April 18, 2005
Sick
posted by daddisamm at 05:09 AM on April 18, 2005
hey Sam, the article suggests "a minimum of 3 Bears per event, please". So I think the scenario needs an additional Bear. Maybe the Fridge hanging around buffet table or Mike Singletary staring at everybody.
posted by gspm at 10:15 AM on April 18, 2005
DA BEARS!
posted by tex4th1 at 11:12 AM on April 18, 2005
"First, and most obviously, you need a championship season...People get misty about seasons, not dynasties. There also has to be something likable about the team other than their victories. It's also important that the team forge a team identity." OK 1984 Detroit Tigers, where is Bless You Boys Enterprises, LLC? Or Best April Ever, Inc? How about 1984: The Year that Lance Parrish Learned That You Shouldn't Put a Bottle of Whiskey in Your Back Pocket While Fartin' Around at the Sleeping Bear Sand Dunes, PLLC?