January 20, 2005

Spoon. Eye Socket. Gouge.: Or as Chris Webber put it: "I hope little kids don't get to see that, man. That would ruin my whole childhood. I saw it up close and personal. Seven-foot man, 300 and something pounds with thongs on. Not cute."

posted by dzot to basketball at 04:37 PM - 10 comments

You forgot the NSFW tag. Shame on you. My eyeballs... burning... can barely see to type,alosingvision asdg;lkb... graaaarasdg;a /..

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:54 PM on January 20, 2005

Now that's an athlete that I can respect. Talk about connecting to fans in a memorable way. God bless him.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:47 PM on January 20, 2005

dzot must be banned for posting this!

posted by billsaysthis at 06:42 PM on January 20, 2005

Makes one shutter just thinking about it!

posted by daddisamm at 07:16 PM on January 20, 2005

I always knew I like Ostertag. Now I know why. We both like cheerleader's drawers. Mind you, I don't WEAR them ...

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:44 PM on January 20, 2005

Wow. You think somebody is glad to be out of Utah? File this under Why Players Like to Play in Sacramento.

posted by geekyguy at 03:55 AM on January 21, 2005

They showed a clip of this on Inside the NBA on TNT a week or two ago. Pretty weird...

posted by blarp at 09:39 AM on January 21, 2005

The still photo does not do justice to the poetic majesty of Postertag's dance. Behold! (animated gif link)

posted by Scott Carefoot at 11:08 AM on January 21, 2005

Whole clip was posted here if you wanna see it. I sadly did- before I knew what it was (someone sent me the link without comment). :( http://www.news10.net/clips/January2005/011305/ostertag-dance.asx

posted by hincandenza at 11:39 AM on January 21, 2005

Hey Ostertag, Oprah called, she wants her cellulite back.

posted by mayerkyl at 01:25 PM on January 21, 2005

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