December 22, 2004

The Guardian Football quiz....: it might raise a titter.

posted by Fat Buddha to soccer at 11:23 AM - 8 comments

My titter has been raised.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:57 AM on December 22

My goal for the day is to call someone "sun-charred flappy tits." Don't matter who, really.

posted by chicobangs at 12:17 PM on December 22

But I don't know the answers. Especially to #5. Smarmy bastards!

posted by billsaysthis at 01:38 PM on December 22

10. Are Pete Winkelman and Charles Koppel of the Wimbledon-shafting MK Dons franchise the most odious men in football? (a) Yes No kidding. Wimblestein was an idea that needed to suffocated at birth, if only to save us from a team called "The MK Dons." I'm glad to see AFC Wimbledon continues to pull in bigger corwds and, no doubt, play better football.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:43 PM on December 22

5. When will the media calm down and realise that, while Steven "I'm the man" Gerrard is clearly a footballer of considerable talent, he's not even the best midfielder at his club, let alone in the Premiership/world/universe (as current press-box conformity dictates)? (a) When hell freezes over. (b) When those driving man-of-the-match performances, which don't come round quite as often as you'd think, finally veer wildly into the ego-driven, tactic-shredding arena that is David Beckham v Greece. My entry: (c) The same day the media realise that Chris Kirkland is an overhyped piece of garbage.

posted by StarFucker at 05:10 PM on December 22

*sun-charred flappy titter*

posted by JJ at 04:26 AM on December 23

I'm sort of a secret glory-hunting supporter of Wimbledon AFC. They recently went on a 76 league games unbeaten run which beats Arsenal's record by some distance. The only reason I want MK Dons to stay afloat is for them to play Wimbledon AFC. And win. By Miles. I might write a column on AFC for SpoFi, a story of how the fans have won and the money men have got nothing but an empty name.

posted by BigCalm at 06:31 AM on December 23

SF - where's your Christmas spirit? overhyped piece of garbage, with tinsel on top.

posted by gspm at 10:40 AM on December 23

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