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September 02, 2003
Move over, Barry: "Welcome to the official website of Kevin Witt, the former 1994 first-round draft pick and high school All-American who has gone on to become one of professional baseball's most feared power hitters. "
who is this clown? and does his copywriter have publisher's liablity coverage?
posted by garfield at 01:23 PM on September 02, 2003
That clown is one of professional baseball's most-feared power hitters.
posted by rcade at 01:54 PM on September 02, 2003
That clown is one of professional baseball's most-feared power hitters. As am I, rcade, as am I.
posted by billsaysthis at 02:19 PM on September 02, 2003
We also have limited quantities of Kevin's personally used equipment and other memorabilia available for sale, please email us for further information and pricing. I'll take two jockstraps, please.
posted by vito90 at 02:34 PM on September 02, 2003
diggin the sarcasm.
posted by garfield at 02:51 PM on September 02, 2003
If he's one of professional baseball's most-feared power hitters, I'm Manny Ramirez.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:15 PM on September 02, 2003
wow! Now I will be able to ove up in the standings in fantasy baseball. Thanks for the tip!
posted by jasonspaceman at 03:41 PM on September 02, 2003
I've seen Manny Ramirez, I've drafted Manny Ramirez and I've traded for Manny Ramirez, Jgirl, and you are no Manny Ramirez! Manny Mota, maybe.
posted by wfrazerjr at 04:18 PM on September 02, 2003
Dammit, you found me out. The real Manny Ramirez is going to be sitting indefinitely. oh, where the hell is the official press release link!!?
posted by jerseygirl at 04:27 PM on September 02, 2003
Eighty-nine Kevin Witt rookie cards from 1989, currently up for bid on EBay. Current price: $0.01.
posted by rcade at 05:09 PM on September 02, 2003
This guy was drafted nine years ago and has played how many pro games? New URL: NitWitt.com What a dorkwad.
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:59 PM on September 02, 2003
I bet Kevin's mommy did the site.
posted by vito90 at 10:44 PM on September 02, 2003
He's so good that it seems that the Jays had a look at all his minor league power hitting and let him go as a free agent! hurrah! I mean it is all well and good for an athelete to have a website but is this guy keeping it real? is he really all that? any of that? none of that?