12/21/24
April 22, 2015
Remaining conviction against Barry Bonds is overturned.: More than 7 years after the original indictment (4 perjury, 1 obstruction of justice), Bonds is found not guilty of all charges.
Ahem.
(I'm off by four years, however.)
I imagine you standing in front of two cork boards - one, "statements I've made" and the other "truths" and yesterday, you peeled the cigarette from your parched lips, put it out in the cigarette tray next to you, and in a gruff voice whispered "you're going home, friend" as you moved another scrap of white paper to its rightful place.
posted by dfleming at 07:34 AM on April 23, 2015
Sadly, one board is about to collapse under its own weight, so a LOT of good things better happen real soon before that happens...
posted by grum@work at 08:36 AM on April 23, 2015
Surely this...
posted by Joey Michaels at 06:23 PM on April 23, 2015
So NOW will a MLB team sign him?
posted by rumple at 06:41 PM on April 23, 2015
If anyone's keeping track, that means the government is 0 for 2 in perjury trials related to the MLB steroid witch hunts (or 0 for 10 if you're counting total charges laid against the defendants).