April 15, 2015

Aaron Hernandez convicted of 1st-degree murder: Unsurprising but still a tragic disappointment. Maybe they can room Hernandez and Phillips together...

posted by billsaysthis to culture at 10:59 AM - 2 comments

They could bunk him with Rae Carruth first, since Carruth has a release date coming up in 2 1/2 years. Then onto Phillips, who will be in for a while.

Or better yet, spread the love and bunk these guys individually with James Holmes, Jared Lee Loughner, and a few other choice individuals.

posted by beaverboard at 12:38 PM on April 15, 2015

I can think of a few things to give him in a going away party. A copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People would be useful. A supply of Soap on a Rope is always handy in a prison environment. Perhaps some boxing lessons, a few "how-to"books on easily crafted weapons, and a contacts list of those who can supply certain contraband goods will serve him well.

posted by Howard_T at 01:22 PM on April 15, 2015

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