9 reasons Hunter Pence is the most interesting man in the World (Series).:
Runs like a rotary phone thrown into a running clothes dryer. Throws like an effete Frenchman throwing a bookcase uphill. Swings a bat like his elbows are stapled to his knees and his underwear is pulled over his head.
Me too. To hell with the Royals. I'm easily swayed.
posted by rcade at 07:18 AM on October 24, 2014
Okay, I give up. I'm officially a fan of Hunter Pence. I'm cheering for the Royals, but I'd probably be just as happy to see Pence hold up the trophy...and then drop it on his foot.
posted by grum@work at 01:02 AM on October 24, 2014