September 29, 2014

Tackled Ohio State Student Was Wearing Secret Booze Panties: Ohio State strength and conditioning coach Anthony Schlegel executed a ferocious open-field tackle on a student who ran onto the field Saturday in the game against Cincinnati, to the roaring approval of the home crowd. The student is a senior in mechanical engineering on a full housing and tuition scholarship. Why would he risk that? The answer is in his pants.

posted by rcade to football at 01:35 PM - 5 comments

I don't understand: why did that make him run on the field?

posted by yerfatma at 02:19 PM on September 29, 2014

His 32 ounce booze panties were empty. I don't know what goes best in crotch spirits -- I would go with a nice Belgian dubbel, tripel or quad if I could keep it cold -- but if he chose vodka his panties could hold 16 shots.

posted by rcade at 02:27 PM on September 29, 2014

Stupid fool, glad he was taken to the ground hard, he will be lucky if they don't take his free ride through college away. The student screwed up and needs to accept the blame for his actions.

posted by ic23b at 10:13 PM on September 29, 2014

Too bad the kid didn't puke all over the strength coach. The price of vigilantism.

posted by Hugh Janus at 02:24 AM on September 30, 2014

Too bad she didn't run on the field. But I'll bet she was there too....

posted by BoKnows at 10:05 PM on October 01, 2014

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