August 14, 2003

Byears commits bi-crime.: It fits the definition of sexual assault, but its not something you hear often.

posted by garfield to basketball at 10:09 AM - 9 comments

The Kristal Shipp is being filled A thousand girls, a thousand thrills A million ways to spend your time When we get back, I'll drop a line

posted by danostuporstar at 10:39 AM on August 14, 2003

This is really ugly stuff, but the headline is missing the word "allegedly." The WNBA is already testing the patience of the NBA with its financial problems; the press from this could be the thing that kills it.

posted by rcade at 10:47 AM on August 14, 2003

Dear God, that picture is horrific.

posted by Samsonov14 at 10:53 AM on August 14, 2003

no, rcade, just ask Mark Cuban: the press from this could be just what the WNBA needs.

posted by msacheson at 11:01 AM on August 14, 2003

Man, roll the red velvet out for me, 'cause I'm the boss. Uhhh, apparently not. Can we hook this woman up with Mike Tyson?

posted by wfrazerjr at 11:14 AM on August 14, 2003

Way to get your teammate's back, eh?

posted by billsaysthis at 12:53 PM on August 14, 2003

'...roll the red velvet out for me... ' You can't make this stuff up, folks. I wonder how much she'll lose in endorsement deals. Preparation H has announced the company will be severing ties with WNBA star Latasha 'I'm the boss' Byears. The rectal relief brand's board made the move after a recently published photo seemed to convey a serious deriere dilemma for the star of the fledgling league. Byears, also charged with sexually assaulting a former teammate with the help of three male acquaintences, says the grimacing photo has nothing to do with the failed relationship."I'm mean," Byears starts, "when I'm playing ball, roll the red velvet out for me." Byears was also recently heard commenting on the back door, and how she is now coming out the front, sides, and middle. When asked to clarify her confusing statement, 'Tot' angled her hips and seemed to recreate the facial expression in question.

posted by garfield at 02:30 PM on August 14, 2003

"I came in through the back door," she told the magazine. Uh-huh. Nice of CBS to pick the most flattering photo they could find.

posted by yerfatma at 05:27 PM on August 15, 2003

Hey everyone! I saw this title related to this story on a website I frequent and think it sums it up best.... KOBE JV COMPARED TO THIS... http://www.fuckedsports.com/

posted by SeaSara at 12:53 AM on August 16, 2003

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