04/24/24
August 26, 2010
Tiger Woods Shoots 65 at the Barclays: Woods turned out to be more than O.K. With seven birdies and one bogey, he shot his lowest round of the year, a seven-under par 65 that put him in a tie for the early lead of the tournament with Vaughn Taylor
Evidently the man simply has to hook, either on the course or off it.
posted by JJ at 04:49 PM on August 26, 2010
Zing!
posted by BornIcon at 04:57 PM on August 26, 2010
I'm no golf expert, but doesn't 7 birdies and 1 bogey translate to 6 under?
posted by MeatSaber at 05:02 PM on August 26, 2010
Yeah, it's actually a par-71 course.
posted by tahoemoj at 05:30 PM on August 26, 2010
I always suspected that Elin was holding him back.
posted by graymatters at 06:11 PM on August 26, 2010
Man ....
Losing $500 Million in a divorce settlement would piss me off too, but wouldn't shooting 65 make things worse?
posted by cixelsyd at 08:32 PM on August 26, 2010
I think now that the divorce is final, he can call a hooker again and get back into playing form. No booty call causes lack of focus
posted by Debo270 at 11:26 AM on August 27, 2010
Yeah, the pressure's off. That's why he shot two over today. Something or someone has Tiger by the tail. And please forgive the "tail" pun.
posted by wildbill1 at 06:01 PM on August 27, 2010
Could this be for real???
Escaped Tiger Captured At Miami's Jungle Island....Just tongue in cheek of course...
posted by wildbill1 at 02:07 PM on August 28, 2010
Clearly, since the divorce has been announced, he's back to the hookers, and therefore perfectly fine now.