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April 23, 2003
I got your goal celebration right here!: "Besiktas striker Pascal Nouma has been given the sack after putting his hand down his shorts to celebrate a goal. ... Nouma attempted to justify his actions by saying 'it was a private moment of joy'." LOL. We've had posts here before about post-goal celebrations. Mostly funny, ridiculous, maybe annoying. But not obscene. What do you think? Do you have other examples?
posted by worldcup2002 to soccer at 01:23 PM - 13 comments
It's not a goal celebration but a couple of seasons back some Spanish defender was caught on camera tickling an opponents goolies, not once but twice. Legendary Liverpool poet John Toshack, who was commentating at the time said don't knock it until you've tried it!
posted by Fat Buddha at 01:58 PM on April 23, 2003
You've got to hand it to him...
posted by therev at 01:59 PM on April 23, 2003
Robbie Fowler, of course is the master of inappropriate gestures. 
Unbelievably, I cannot find a pic of him offering his arse to Graham Le Saux.
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:14 PM on April 23, 2003
He really had balls, doing that.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:14 PM on April 23, 2003
From here:
The Penis Bite This is one celebration which will hopefully not become a tradition. Sevilla soccer player, Francisco Gallardo, bit his teammate on the penis (like right on his willy) after a goal on November 28, 2001.I know a lot of you may have heard about this, but I wonder why it is described at a site called kidzworld? And even though it is at kidzworld do they have to throw in (like right on his willy)?
posted by pfuller at 02:25 PM on April 23, 2003
What the hell are you doing at kidzworld?!
posted by StarFucker at 02:31 PM on April 23, 2003
Hey, whenever you have kidzworld and (like right on his willy) on the same page you don't question what you're doing. You just bookmark!
posted by pfuller at 02:38 PM on April 23, 2003
FB: More Fowler beauts.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:38 PM on April 23, 2003
“Do you like jewels? You should suck my dick – it’s a gem.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I bet he nicked that off starfucker!
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:45 PM on April 23, 2003
This is the worst NHL goal celebration I've ever seen. (We don't have anyone of Robbie Fowler's caliber in the NHL.)
posted by Samsonov14 at 03:11 PM on April 23, 2003
Best I can muster I'm afraid FB. 
posted by squealy at 03:14 PM on April 23, 2003
“Do you like jewels? You should suck my dick – it’s a gem.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I bet he nicked that off starfucker! Yeah, where's SF? I thought he'd be posting pictures of himself here by now.
posted by worldcup2002 at 08:29 PM on April 23, 2003
Allright, i think this has gone too far... Its going to get out of hand, so i'll just stop here...