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December 11, 2009
The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week 14: NFL picks that wonder where all the hunters are today.
In that case, Warner is not concerned with earthly acclaim, his treasure is in heaven.
posted by yzelda4045 at 01:34 PM on December 11, 2009
The reason Warner doesn't get the love that Favre does is because Warner isn't really doing anything. He owes everything to Jesus.
Then he owes Jesus a shot to the ribs for having Brenda wear that ugly hairdo all those years.
I just watch the two guys and can't say Warner is much less talented than Favre, and he seems like a much more pleasant guy to have around. Not that Favre is a jerk or anything, just ... well, I dunno if the team comes first.
posted by wfrazerjr at 04:42 PM on December 11, 2009
From the Fifth Down's Week 13 preview:
Jake Delhomme has a broken finger on his throwing hand. If he tries to play through the injury, he will put extra stress on his other fingers, which will affect his wrist muscles, which will upset his whole throwing motion, which will cause his passes to be wildly inaccurate, which will result in no appreciable change in his performance.
posted by kirkaracha at 04:53 PM on December 11, 2009
I had an ICBM last week when my furnace died on the coldest day of the year. And the Bengals will beat the Vikes, just sayin.
posted by tahoemoj at 05:26 PM on December 11, 2009
Ravens get a bye with Lions. Nice. Just wish the Lions were playing the defending Superbowl Champion Steelers this week. Jesus, what happened to them.
posted by smithnyiu at 05:56 PM on December 11, 2009
The Lions actually played the Steelers tough towards the start of the year. If they hadn't given up three straight sacks to end the game they could've had a chance to win.
On the bright side, they can beat the Browns.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 07:40 PM on December 11, 2009
On the bright side, they can beat the Browns.
And the Racists...
posted by MeatSaber at 09:32 PM on December 11, 2009
Great minds think alike, Kirk -- here was The Hoser's Week 13:
Panthers QB Jake Delhomme will apparently miss this contest with a broken finger, which raises the question -- how could they tell?
posted by wfrazerjr at 10:06 PM on December 11, 2009
By the way, a shiny dime for anyone who gets the reference made in the link header.
posted by wfrazerjr at 10:07 PM on December 11, 2009
posted by cjets at 10:37 PM on December 11, 2009
And the Bengals will beat the Vikes, just sayin.
Great call.
posted by mjkredliner at 09:36 AM on December 14, 2009
Meh. Aint the first time, and it aint gonna be the last.
posted by tahoemoj at 12:26 PM on December 14, 2009
ICBM? What kind of work do you do, fraze?
I own a sports memorabilia business and do freelance writing and editing. I know ICBMs because where I grew up in the states, we had missile silos damned near in our backyard.
"I'm a Duck. D-U-K, Duck."
Your dime is in the mail.
posted by wfrazerjr at 12:28 PM on December 16, 2009
ICBM? What kind of work do you do, fraze? I had to google it. And, I had to google Ice Road Truckers. I wonder how much those guys make.
The reason Warner doesn't get the love that Favre does is because Warner isn't really doing anything. He owes everything to Jesus.