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November 12, 2009
The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week 10: NFL picks that wonder how "The Cleveland Show" is still on the air.
The Cleveland Show is not on the air; last in passing; would be last in total offense if not for Oakland.
Or did you mean another Cleveland Show?
Speaking of Oakland:
Kansas City (+2) at OAKLAND [36.5]: Both of these teams would benefit from losing this game, and neither organization is probably smart enough to drop it on purpose.
Doesn't really matter where Oakland finishes, they'll just screw up the draft pick anyway.
posted by graymatters at 05:54 PM on November 12, 2009
I meant this atrocity, which it kills me to dislike as I'm such a fan of Family Guy and American Dad.
As for the Raiders and drafts, every time I hear their name announced, I think of Major League:
Board Member 1: I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime.
Charlie Donovan: Most of these guys never had a prime.
Rachel Phelps: The fact is we lost our two best players to free agency. We haven't won a pennant in over thirty-five years, we haven't placed higher than fourth in the last fifteen. Obviously it's time for some changes.
Board Member 2: This guy here is dead!
Rachel Phelps: Cross him off, then!
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:23 PM on November 12, 2009
I have my doubts that the Raiders would cross him off.
posted by graymatters at 06:39 PM on November 12, 2009
Ravens 20 Browns 13 Browns 13?!?!?!
posted by billsaysthis at 09:21 PM on November 12, 2009
Don't knock the Quinn.
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:33 PM on November 12, 2009
1-0, although not at all how I thought the game would go.
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:41 PM on November 12, 2009
Seth McFarlane CLEAR has dirt on someone very high up at Fox given the amount of unfunny shit that man is allowed to put on the screen.
posted by Drood at 02:09 AM on November 13, 2009
Mediocre week so far, but we hit our Lock and that brightens up everything. 7-7 against the spread and 8-6 straight up, but we're up for the week, despite the Raiders sinking our Trifecta. Maybe they are smart enough to lose on purpose.
We sure hope Jim Zorn designed this fake field goal/punt hybrid. That's a job saver right there, folks.
Pull for the Quinn tonight!
Trifecta: San Diego, Oakland, Tennessee
2009 Week 10 Hoser Picks (pending Monday night):
2009 Season Hoser Picks
2009 Week 10 Money Spent: $0
Lock of the Week: San Diego
Straight Up: 8-6
Against The Spread: 7-7
Lock of the Week: 1-0
Trifecta: 0-1
Money: $330
Straight Up: 99-42
Against The Spread: 79-63-1
Lock of the Week: 5-5
Trifecta: 3-7
Money: $1,820
2009 Week 10 Money Made: $0
2009 Season Money Spent: $185
2009 Season Money Made: $200
2009 Total: $15
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:59 AM on November 16, 2009
Bills-Titans game a must-watch sporting event?
If you like paranormal football activity it is. Something wild and unpredictable almost always happens when those two teams get together.