November 06, 2009

The Hoser's NFL Picks 2009, Week Nine -- Haiku Edition: NFL picks that are later than the Octomom after a bender at a fertility clinic.

posted by wfrazerjr to football at 03:17 PM - 6 comments

I'm waiting for the limerick edition. Or did I miss that one already?

posted by graymatters at 06:22 PM on November 06, 2009

OK, I'll be the first to try my hand.

Washington's nickname

So ugly on its face ist

Has to be racist

I know I spelled it "ist". It's called poetic license, and I got mine on line at a diploma mill.

posted by Howard_T at 06:26 PM on November 06, 2009

You could always compare Snyder to some kind of inoperable cyst.

As a San Diegan, I really wish we weren't the lock of the week.

posted by LionIndex at 06:50 PM on November 06, 2009

At least Lions fans can say, "There's no Matt Millen."

Very, very true.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 11:50 PM on November 06, 2009

Still concerned about your Chargers?

Hit both the Lock and the Trifecta. Thus far this week we are 8-3 both against the spread and straight up and my bets are done for the week.

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:06 PM on November 08, 2009

Good week for you, fraze. I bet you would have picked the Bucs if you had known they were going to wear their lucky creamsicle uniforms.

posted by bperk at 07:36 AM on November 09, 2009

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