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September 18, 2009
Meet the guy who makes more per hole than Tiger Woods: Tiger Woods has played 1,044 holes of golf this season and has earned $9.7 million, or approximately $9,300 per hole.
Jason Hargett laughs at that figure. Laughs, I say!
Wait, so this thread isn't about Evan Stone?
posted by goddam at 01:34 PM on September 18, 2009
Yeah, but what about the endless rounds that he paid to play this summer?
posted by dfleming at 01:50 PM on September 18, 2009
There's just something awesome about the one-shot big score (Wendy's Kick for a Million is another example). The rare time I swing a golf club I'm about as excited to par a hole as this guy for sinkin' an ace and winnin' the million though.
posted by Spitztengle at 02:05 PM on September 18, 2009
When a guy Mark Eaton's size has to write a million dollar check, shouldn't that be called Belgian draft horsing up instead of ponying up?
To answer the age-old the Addams Family question, yes Lurch, he did ring.
posted by beaverboard at 02:21 PM on September 18, 2009
This thread closed to new comments. Reason: we have a winner.
posted by yerfatma at 03:27 PM on September 18, 2009
Never heard of him, so had to google it.
/Not sure what that says about me.
posted by owlhouse at 05:19 PM on September 18, 2009
goddam, that is hilarious! Thanks for makin' me hit google with it too, owlhouse. That is definitely a winner ... post of the day!
posted by Spitztengle at 05:30 PM on September 18, 2009
Man, that is a fantastic story. Made all the better by "... laughs. Laughs, I say!"
posted by Drood at 05:31 PM on September 18, 2009
Egads, Evan Stone (googled) for the win.
posted by Joey Michaels at 08:10 PM on September 18, 2009
Not sure what that says about me.
I had to Google it as well and I feel fairly well-versed in the topic, so clearly the question is what it says about the comment's author.
posted by yerfatma at 10:24 AM on September 19, 2009
I had to Google it as well and I feel fairly well-versed in the topic, so clearly the question is what it says about the comment's author.
How soon you all forget about the Super Bowl porn incident.
I suppose Stone is the "Hey, it's that guy" of porn. You've all seen him in various movies but have no clue what his name is.
posted by goddam at 05:05 PM on September 19, 2009
What an amazing shot! WOW! Talk about beating the odds-- this just goes to prove that anything can happen! My company, Hole In One International, actually insured this promotion. You should check out our website and blog!
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posted by joyprice at 02:12 PM on October 09, 2009
A friend of mines just sent this to me and I thought I would share this with my fellow SpoFites. Enjoy!