March 07, 2003

"The New York Yankees Sodomize Orphaned Puppies -- We Adopt Them.": ESPN's Page 2 takes a shot at some catchy new slogans the MLB teams should adopt this season.

posted by jerseygirl to baseball at 01:16 PM - 6 comments

Milwaukee Brewers: "A Drinking Town With A Baseball Problem." Brilliant.

posted by Samsonov14 at 02:40 PM on March 07, 2003

That was my second favorite.

posted by jerseygirl at 02:50 PM on March 07, 2003

Oh man there's so many good ones there I couldn't possibly pick one to cut and paste. Good laugh, thanks jersey girl!

posted by vito90 at 03:16 PM on March 07, 2003

Texas Rangers: "D.A.R.E. To Keep Juan Gonzalez Off The DL." Although not necessarily hilarious, it is completely true.

posted by pfuller at 03:42 PM on March 07, 2003

I thought the red sox motto should have been the old standby...'yankees suck', but this one works also.

posted by justgary at 07:38 PM on March 07, 2003

this is great. I posted the version for the NBA earlier this year, but nobody seemed to care :(

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:27 AM on March 09, 2003

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