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March 07, 2003
"The New York Yankees Sodomize Orphaned Puppies -- We Adopt Them.": ESPN's Page 2 takes a shot at some catchy new slogans the MLB teams should adopt this season.
posted by jerseygirl to baseball at 01:16 PM - 6 comments
That was my second favorite.
posted by jerseygirl at 02:50 PM on March 07, 2003
Oh man there's so many good ones there I couldn't possibly pick one to cut and paste. Good laugh, thanks jersey girl!
posted by vito90 at 03:16 PM on March 07, 2003
Texas Rangers: "D.A.R.E. To Keep Juan Gonzalez Off The DL." Although not necessarily hilarious, it is completely true.
posted by pfuller at 03:42 PM on March 07, 2003
I thought the red sox motto should have been the old standby...'yankees suck', but this one works also.
posted by justgary at 07:38 PM on March 07, 2003
this is great. I posted the version for the NBA earlier this year, but nobody seemed to care :(
posted by Ufez Jones at 09:27 AM on March 09, 2003
Milwaukee Brewers: "A Drinking Town With A Baseball Problem." Brilliant.