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December 04, 2006
Fantasy Basketball H2H league: Week 6 update. Ufez puts a spanking on dfleming, Yukon still leads and the Knicks are 18 games back.
Rank | Team | Manager | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1. | Yukon | YukonGold | 28-16-1 | .633 | - | 5-4-0 | 9 | 4 |
2. | SmithersFunshineBear | Ying Yang Mafia | 28-17-0 | .622 | 0.5 | 5-4-0 | 6 | 3 |
3. | Bring Down the Nasty | The_Black_Hand | 26-19-0 | .578 | 2.5 | 4-5-0 | 12 | 5 |
4. | Flying Elbows IV | mbd1 | 24-18-3 | .567 | 3 | 6-1-2 | 1 | 1 |
5. | Maude Lebowski | dusted | 25-19-1 | .567 | 3 | 6-3-0 | 10 | 4 |
6. | assclowns | thatweirdguy2 | 25-19-1 | .567 | 3 | 4-5-0 | 3 | 3 |
7. | The Full Jenny | dfleming | 23-20-2 | .533 | 4.5 | 1-6-2 | 7 | 6 |
8. | DoristheFinkasaurus | Ufez Jones | 22-21-2 | .511 | 5.5 | 7-2-0 | 5 | 6 |
9. | vagabonds | catfish | 23-22-0 | .511 | 5.5 | 5-4-0 | 4 | 5 |
10. | Tolbert's Lovechild | smithers | 22-23-0 | .489 | 6.5 | 5-4-0 | 11 | 6 |
11. | Crap City Cavaliers | gspm | 18-23-4 | .444 | 8.5 | 4-5-0 | 8 | 8 |
12. | Chongqing Chokers | geekyguy | 19-26-0 | .422 | 9.5 | 3-6-0 | 2 | 3 |
13. | Spitztenglicious | Spitztengle | 14-30-1 | .322 | 14 | 4-5-0 | 13 | 4 |
14. | Knicks | redsoxrgay | 10-34-1 | .233 | 18 | 2-7-0 | 14 | 7 |
posted by dusted at 12:47 PM on December 04, 2006
Still awful at FG%, pretty much a lock for my opponents. This week was close enough to force me to buy stattracker. Someone mentioned it earlier but how have they not updated that app for basketball? The football one is flash-based and is much slicker.
posted by YukonGold at 02:43 PM on December 04, 2006
I screwed up on who handed out and who received the spankings. Ufez spanked redsoxrgay, and mbd1 sorta spanked dfleming.
posted by dusted at 02:55 PM on December 04, 2006
Geez yukon I was hoping to retake first place.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:17 PM on December 04, 2006
The real matchup to watch this week is the one between me and the Knicks ... who's gonna be the cellar-dweller after we go at each other??? Sure to be a thriller! Best of luck, redsoxrgay ... you're gonna need it! ;)
posted by Spitztengle at 05:31 PM on December 04, 2006
Well, so long as I got to spank Somebody...
posted by Ufez Jones at 05:33 PM on December 04, 2006
Christ. Everyone on my team goes in the tank at the same time? Apparantly loading up on whiteboys was a baaaad idea.
posted by dfleming at 05:48 PM on December 04, 2006
Well, so long as I got to spank Somebody... Give us all a good spanking! Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not.
posted by dusted at 06:08 PM on December 04, 2006
I have a feeling I'm going to work my ass off to get to the playoffs, only to get my ass handed to me in the first round. I need a trade or two.
posted by dusted at 06:11 PM on December 04, 2006
You got a big man up for sale? We could talk.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:34 PM on December 04, 2006
Not really. I've got Bosh, but he's the cornerstone of my team. I need blocks, threes and FT%, basically in that order. Threes and FT% go together, but good luck finding blocks to go with it, unless we're talking about guys like Marion, KG and Bosh. That's why I think I need a couple of trades.
posted by dusted at 09:21 PM on December 04, 2006
Good god. Could someone please help me figure out Al Harrington? He's about as consistent as year old hummus. What'cha looking for in a big man, TBH? What'cha willing to give up?
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:16 PM on December 04, 2006
Hey Ufez, do you have any interest in trading Brad Miller?
posted by dusted at 11:54 PM on December 04, 2006
I may. Depends on what you're willing to offer. E-mail me, or add me on as a Gmail contact. We can see.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:27 AM on December 05, 2006
Brad Miller is pure speed.
posted by YukonGold at 07:09 AM on December 05, 2006
I have five point guards. I may be willing to move one.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 10:34 AM on December 05, 2006
Brad Miller is pure blinding white speed, with a porn 'stache.
posted by dusted at 12:44 PM on December 05, 2006
I have five point guards. I may be willing to move one. Wade? Hee hee.
posted by dusted at 12:49 PM on December 05, 2006
Brad Miller is pure blinding white speed, with a porn 'stache. And the kick-assinist Scrappy Doo tattoo ever!
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:36 PM on December 05, 2006
I thought Ron Artest was Scrappy Doo.
posted by YukonGold at 06:10 PM on December 05, 2006
Is it too early to nominate Draft Bust of the Year? I nominate:
- Boris Diaw, from redsoxrgay's team, 35th pick. Last year he was a triple-double threat every night, contributing in every category, with great percentages. This year he showed up fat and can barely score in single digits.
- Gerald Wallace, from my team, 39th pick. After 1/4 of a season, he's got 5 blocks, after blocking 115 in '05 and 91 the year before.
- Zydrunas Ilgauskas, from catfish's team, 47th pick. Much lower totals across the board for Big Z. The Cavs are now trying to "keep him involved."
posted by dusted at 05:34 PM on December 06, 2006
Webber. ugh!
posted by YukonGold at 05:58 PM on December 06, 2006
Yeah, but dammit, dusty, you got Kevin Martin with the 123rd pick. I'm not crying for you. Boozer at 50 is looking awfully good as well, health concerns aside. Why the hell did I draft Randy Foye in the 7th round? He's not even worthy of the 7th pick off the Minnesota roster, and that's saying something.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:21 PM on December 06, 2006
Oh, I'm not looking for tears. I think Kevin Martin was the late pick of the litter.
posted by dusted at 12:42 AM on December 07, 2006
Why the hell did I draft Randy Foye in the 7th round? Who doesn't love a rookie.
posted by YukonGold at 07:34 AM on December 07, 2006
Chris Kaman at 65 has pretty much sucked ass...Knicks get the "credit" for drafting him, but I out-Knicked them by trading for him.
posted by smithers at 04:17 PM on December 07, 2006