August 01, 2003

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update. This week's leader (again) is catfish! [complete standings and trash talk inside]

posted by corpse to navel gazing at 11:45 AM - 23 comments

RankTeamSpoFi NamePointsRank +/-Pts +/-Notes
1catfishcatfish184---2Leads in R, HR, RBI, CG
2Springfield Isotopesjerseygirl175--+3.5Leads in AVG
3Rockport Rassafrasswfrazerjr163.5---7.5Leads in IP, W, K
3Creative Punch 163.5+1+2.5Leads in SV, K/9
5London Monarchsgrum@work154+1-- Leads in ERA, WHIP
7The Bash BumsBag Man149.5---1.5 
8Albequerque Isotopesjacobs125.5+2+7 
9ATL Crackhouse Gangtrox123-1-- 
10the showjboud120.5-1+0.5 
11Pedros PummelersPeteyStock114.5--+1Leads in OPS, K/BB
12Spacemenjasonspaceman 110--+7.5 
1337 Push Upscorpse88---5.5 
14Da Hecklerzjmd8286.5--+1 
15The Revs Levitestherev66.5---1 
16JackBootedThugsdjspicerack62.5---2.5Leads in SB

posted by corpse at 11:45 AM on August 01, 2003

catfish is baseball's starfucker. Ze fish has been in the lead since week 3.

posted by corpse at 11:47 AM on August 01, 2003

Q. You know what has 2 thumbs and sucks? A. ME

posted by therev at 05:10 PM on August 01, 2003


posted by corpse at 03:26 PM on August 04, 2003

Dude, if I wanted to talk trash ... I'd refer you to my roster. I'm falling faster than Joan Rivers' face.

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:33 PM on August 04, 2003

I'd like to point out that catfish has NOT been on top since week 3. I was in first place for a day about 2 months ago. *looks at standings now* *weeps*

posted by grum@work at 10:19 PM on August 04, 2003

your right grum it wasn't week 3 but you weren't in first place alone either. we were tied for the day. i'd let you make it but i'm not feeling so great today. that might have to do w/ the 5 or 6 trade offers made to AI w/ out 1 counter offer. or maybe the fact i have the worst fantasy football team ever assembled.

posted by catfish at 11:31 PM on August 04, 2003

My team isn't good enough to trash talk.

posted by trox at 11:43 AM on August 05, 2003

*plays world's smallest violin for catfish*

posted by wfrazerjr at 11:59 AM on August 05, 2003

thanks rass that was nice. Life is good

posted by catfish at 11:04 PM on August 05, 2003

somehow, my guys are all pitching tonight and pedro's pitching a CG.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:57 PM on August 06, 2003

yes & somehow you've managed to trade for pedro,halladay,gagne,foulke & sir sidney in the past month. the championship is yours to lose.

posted by catfish at 09:29 PM on August 06, 2003

As I pitch Jeff Fassero and Wes Obermueller. Who??!

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:36 AM on August 07, 2003

This is officially my worst fantasy season ever. MY PITCHER CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO THE DUGOUT.

posted by corpse at 09:12 AM on August 07, 2003

No time for a table this week, just scores: Standings Details Rank Team Pts 1 catfish 180.5 2 Springfield Isotopes 179 3 Creative Punch 165 3 Rockport Rassafrass 165 5 The Bash Bums 155 5 London Monarchs 155 7 145 8 Albequerque Isotopes 127 9 ATL Crackhouse Gang 125.5 10 the show 120 11 Pedros Pummelers 115 12 Spacemen 114 13 Da Hecklerz 91 14 37 Push Ups 79 15 JackBootedThugs 63 16 The Revs Levites 61 Looks like a 2 team race for the rest of the year.

posted by corpse at 09:39 AM on August 08, 2003

Yeah, me and JackBootedThugs are the only two jockeying for a coveted position. Oh wait, you mean at the top!

posted by therev at 10:03 AM on August 08, 2003

It ain't over, baby!

posted by wfrazerjr at 03:43 PM on August 08, 2003


posted by jerseygirl at 05:02 PM on August 08, 2003

it was nice while it lasted. there's only so much a whitejenkinscruz outfield can do. So, Biddle for any OF w/ a high average.

posted by catfish at 06:04 AM on August 10, 2003

Jersey had the lead yesterday, the fish is back on top today though.

posted by corpse at 10:53 AM on August 11, 2003

Ah well, 'twas fun while it lasted :)

posted by jerseygirl at 11:01 AM on August 11, 2003

And here comes Frazer! Although I must say, I think my chances of winning with Travis Lee and Travis Hafner at first base are slim and fricking none. Doesn't anyone need start pitching?!?

posted by wfrazerjr at 11:27 AM on August 11, 2003

hello fellas. if you haven't already, take a sec to drop by the yahoo board and see what's going on. There's a trade (guerrero for hasegawa) that is sparking some interest. Your voice and opinion as a fellow manager in the league is needed.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:36 AM on August 12, 2003

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