SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update. This week's leader (again) is catfish! [complete standings and trash talk inside]
posted by corpse to navel gazing at 11:45 AM - 23 comments
catfish is baseball's starfucker. Ze fish has been in the lead since week 3.
posted by corpse at 11:47 AM on August 01, 2003
Q. You know what has 2 thumbs and sucks? A. ME
posted by therev at 05:10 PM on August 01, 2003
WHERE IS ALL THE TRASH TALKING?
posted by corpse at 03:26 PM on August 04, 2003
Dude, if I wanted to talk trash ... I'd refer you to my roster. I'm falling faster than Joan Rivers' face.
posted by wfrazerjr at 04:33 PM on August 04, 2003
I'd like to point out that catfish has NOT been on top since week 3. I was in first place for a day about 2 months ago. *looks at standings now* *weeps*
posted by grum@work at 10:19 PM on August 04, 2003
your right grum it wasn't week 3 but you weren't in first place alone either. we were tied for the day. i'd let you make it but i'm not feeling so great today. that might have to do w/ the 5 or 6 trade offers made to AI w/ out 1 counter offer. or maybe the fact i have the worst fantasy football team ever assembled.
posted by catfish at 11:31 PM on August 04, 2003
My team isn't good enough to trash talk.
posted by trox at 11:43 AM on August 05, 2003
*plays world's smallest violin for catfish*
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:59 AM on August 05, 2003
thanks rass that was nice. Life is good
posted by catfish at 11:04 PM on August 05, 2003
somehow, my guys are all pitching tonight and pedro's pitching a CG.
posted by jerseygirl at 08:57 PM on August 06, 2003
yes & somehow you've managed to trade for pedro,halladay,gagne,foulke & sir sidney in the past month. the championship is yours to lose.
posted by catfish at 09:29 PM on August 06, 2003
As I pitch Jeff Fassero and Wes Obermueller. Who??!
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:36 AM on August 07, 2003
This is officially my worst fantasy season ever. MY PITCHER CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO THE DUGOUT.
posted by corpse at 09:12 AM on August 07, 2003
No time for a table this week, just scores: Standings Details Rank Team Pts 1 catfish 180.5 2 Springfield Isotopes 179 3 Creative Punch 165 3 Rockport Rassafrass 165 5 The Bash Bums 155 5 London Monarchs 155 7 BlackTable.com 145 8 Albequerque Isotopes 127 9 ATL Crackhouse Gang 125.5 10 the show 120 11 Pedros Pummelers 115 12 Spacemen 114 13 Da Hecklerz 91 14 37 Push Ups 79 15 JackBootedThugs 63 16 The Revs Levites 61 Looks like a 2 team race for the rest of the year.
posted by corpse at 09:39 AM on August 08, 2003
Yeah, me and JackBootedThugs are the only two jockeying for a coveted position. Oh wait, you mean at the top!
posted by therev at 10:03 AM on August 08, 2003
It ain't over, baby!
posted by wfrazerjr at 03:43 PM on August 08, 2003
Agreed.
posted by jerseygirl at 05:02 PM on August 08, 2003
it was nice while it lasted. there's only so much a whitejenkinscruz outfield can do. So, Biddle for any OF w/ a high average.
posted by catfish at 06:04 AM on August 10, 2003
Jersey had the lead yesterday, the fish is back on top today though.
posted by corpse at 10:53 AM on August 11, 2003
Ah well, 'twas fun while it lasted :)
posted by jerseygirl at 11:01 AM on August 11, 2003
And here comes Frazer! Although I must say, I think my chances of winning with Travis Lee and Travis Hafner at first base are slim and fricking none. Doesn't anyone need start pitching?!?
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:27 AM on August 11, 2003
hello fellas. if you haven't already, take a sec to drop by the yahoo board and see what's going on. There's a trade (guerrero for hasegawa) that is sparking some interest. Your voice and opinion as a fellow manager in the league is needed.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:36 AM on August 12, 2003
posted by corpse at 11:45 AM on August 01, 2003