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May 18, 2003
SpoFi MLS Fantasy League Week 6 Leader: Ufez Jones [more inside]
posted by pfuller to navel gazing at 11:39 AM - 21 comments
My team are such a bunch of wankers. My strikers couldn't score in a brothel, my midfield can't pass or tackle and my defenders are pansies. The only team that did worse than mine this week was wc2002's Dangling Tits. At least I have the excuse of being a foreigner. :-P
posted by squealy at 01:20 PM on May 18, 2003
corpse is scaring me. I feel I shant be in first much longer.
posted by Ufez Jones at 06:05 PM on May 18, 2003
So who moved up and down this week?
posted by StarFucker at 08:39 AM on May 19, 2003
My Dangling Tits are too low. We will bounce back this week.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:28 AM on May 19, 2003
Buy a bra...
posted by StarFucker at 09:56 AM on May 19, 2003
How you like having my Dangling Tits hanging over you?
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:25 AM on May 19, 2003
Those rankings don't factor in this weeks scores. The correct scores out today are- 1. Ufez Jones 2335 425 +0 2. 37 push ups 2250 695 +1 3. big perv 2100 395 -1 4. The Torn ACLs 1885 535 +0 5. Trendelmaniacs 1720 535 +3 6. Bosiak Bashers 1665 285 -1 7. The Scampi of Doom 1655 390 +0 8. Mad Rrhea 1520 205 -2 9. Atlanta Arsenal 1510 360 +1 10.StarFookers 1465 330 +2 11.Spacemen 1375 360 +3 11.BABG 1375 315 +2 13.Dangling Tits 1290 115 -4 14.Zulu Army 1280 140 -3 15.Cash City Rockers 1200 240 +0 16.Turnip Surprise 1090 145 +0 17.CF Gibson 865 370 +1 18.Deez Nuts 790 335 +2 19.Abuna FC 660 290 -1 20.hardtimes inwestpho655 155 -3 yup, it's been a slow afternoon.
posted by ttrendel at 04:56 PM on May 19, 2003
HA! You must have bought a hell of a bra to get your tits to point up!
posted by StarFucker at 06:22 PM on May 19, 2003
The Scampi of Doom bides its time, soaking patiently in its tasty sauce. Our day will come. Oh yes.
posted by kafkaesque at 06:51 PM on May 19, 2003
Hahahaha, SF! My Super Miracle bra works wonders! (Oh, my Dangling Tits hurt ...)
posted by worldcup2002 at 07:07 PM on May 19, 2003
Yeah, corpse is really scaring me now. And this was looking so nice. I predict a nice, smooth slide down the rankings for myself. So long as I don't lose to the scampi...
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:28 PM on May 19, 2003
I'm still amazing. And in picking my team, I just pick the few names I recognized and then filled in the rest of the slots the best I could, pretty much the same way I did for the EPL. This method is sure to fail in the waning moments of the season.
posted by corpse at 10:16 AM on May 20, 2003
I'll be moving into the top five after this weekend...
posted by StarFucker at 11:17 AM on May 23, 2003
Worldcup, you slipped a few more places...whats up? And Buddha, which one are you?
posted by StarFucker at 11:58 PM on May 26, 2003
SF: "whats up?" Obviously, not me. My Dangling Tits are living up to their name. It looks like my propensity for bad trades is doing me in again.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:30 AM on May 27, 2003
Can anyone tell me why my stupidest named player; Edson Buddle isn't playing? Is he injured or just out of favour?
posted by squealy at 11:42 AM on May 27, 2003
I think he is injured... I am in eighth. So my prediction for top five was a bit optimistic for this weekend...but probably not for this coming weekend. Is it me, or does eighth look like its spelled wrong?
posted by StarFucker at 02:19 PM on May 27, 2003
squealy: Edson is rated "PROBABLE" but is probably hobbled by a hip flexor injury.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:49 PM on May 27, 2003
That MLS injury page is so retarded and hard to read. Why don't they do it like this? TEAM Out - player - player Doubtful - player - player Probable - player - player Or just organize it by player (rather than by Conference, and then team) because we're looking for specific players. Stupid design!
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:52 PM on May 27, 2003
Thanks wc2002. I guess I'll leave him in the team if he's coming back from his injury soon. I can't afford to buy anyone else decent anyway.
posted by squealy at 04:06 AM on May 28, 2003
1 ufez 1910 425 2 big perv 1705 395 3 37 Push Ups 1555 695 4 The Torn ACLs 1415 470 5 Bosiak Bashers 1380 285 6 Mad Rrhea 1315 205 7 The Scampi of Doom 1265 390 8 Trendelmaniacs 1185 535 9 Dangling Tits 1175 115 10 Atlanta Arsenal 1150 360 11 Zulu Army 1140 140 12 StarFookers 1135 330 13 BABG 1060 315 14 Spacemen 1015 360 15 Cash City Rockers 960 240 16 Turnip Surprise 945 145 17 hardtimes inwestpho 500 155 18 CF Gibson 495 370 19 Deez Nuts 455 335 20 Abuna FC 370 290 Sorry for the lack of a pretty table. I am currently attending my sister's graduation here and happened upon a wireless signal so I thought I would put it up relatively quickly as I will be on the road for the next few days. Corpse led the pack for the third week in a row, scoring 695 points. Jeez man, slow down! And Ufez slightly extended his lead over second place with another strong showing.