Recent Comments by rockamora

Does the New York Times Favor the Boston Red Sox?

Ha! The Grey Lady is inclined toward rouge hose. Red Sox Nation is mighty and shall prevail!

posted by rockamora at 12:16 PM on April 15, 2006

The Decline of Civilization - Bambino #3? ... Ease up

Here are the real Top 11 all-time career record holders for home runs in a professional career and what got them there: 1 Sadaharu Oh, 868 (Zen,sushi and the Code of the Samurai) 2 Josh Gibson, 800+ (Genetics and heartbreak) 3 Hank Aaron, 755 (Persistence,bat speed and character) 4 Babe Ruth, 714 (Booze,broads,cigars and kids) 5 Barry Bonds, 708 (Testosterone, Equipoise, Anavar, Primobolan, Winstrol-V, Dianabol, Maxibol, HGH) 6 Willie Mays, 660 (Joie de vivre) 7 Sammy Sosa, 588 (Testosterone, Equipoise, Anavar, Primobolan, Winstrol-V, Dianabol, Maxibol, HGH) 8 Frank Robinson 586 (Intensity and intelligence) 9 Mark McGwire 583 (Testosterone, Equipoise, Anavar, Primobolan, Winstrol-V, Dianabol, Maxibol, HGH) 10 Harmon Killebrew, 573 (Brute strength, even temperament) 11 Rafael Palmeiro,569 (Testosterone, Equipoise, Anavar, Primobolan, Winstrol-V, Dianabol, Maxibol, HGH) See a theme here anywhere?

posted by rockamora at 11:30 AM on April 13, 2006

Tide booster found dead

As a wise man once said: "There are no endings in American life, only commercial breaks and TiVo pauses." All, harken the wisdom of billysaysthis.

posted by rockamora at 11:28 AM on April 12, 2006

1986 World Series Game 6 Re-Enacted in RBI Baseball.

Oh, the horror ...

posted by rockamora at 10:53 AM on April 11, 2006

Article VI: Online Meta-Correspondence.

Let's not forget: "He's a real competitor."

posted by rockamora at 07:08 PM on March 27, 2006

Vinatieri Signs with the Colts

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that Belichick knows something that we don't know? Name one player he has let go who hasn't shown diminished skills -- and yes, that goes for now-blimpy Ty Law, despite his deceptive stats.

posted by rockamora at 08:38 PM on March 22, 2006

Space: The Final Fairway

I just hope it doesn't hit my cable TV sattelite.

posted by rockamora at 04:53 PM on March 10, 2006

Top 25 Baseball Innovations

What belongs in the Top 10 is the incessant barrage of ridiculous mini-advertisements we have to put up with at every opportunity DURING the game: from "the McDonald's I'm Lovin' It Starting Line-up" to "the Goodyear Tire Player of the Game" (not to mention "the Lo-Jac Caught-Stealing replay," or the "Rolaids How-Do-You-Spell Relief incoming pitcher statistics," or "the Safe at Home Depot moment," or "the WaterPik Professional Oral Cleaning System Pick-off attempt replay," or "the ‘Oh what a feeling!’Toyota game-recap", or...

posted by rockamora at 09:28 PM on February 14, 2006

The next Derrek Lee?

Correction: Jonathan Papelbon

posted by rockamora at 04:38 PM on February 11, 2006

The next Derrek Lee?

John Papelbaum: As a starter OR a closer. That's how good he's going to be.

posted by rockamora at 04:29 PM on February 11, 2006

The Ten Best NFL Teams of All Time

History will kinder to the Patriots than this whacky list after it dies and rots off the vine.

posted by rockamora at 09:49 PM on February 02, 2006

The Ten Most Hated Athletes

A Red Sox Fan's Top 10 All-Time Yankee Assholes 10. Jorge Pain in the Ass Posada 9. Jason Masking-Agent Giambi 8. Mickey Muthafuckin' Rivers 7. John Asswipe Sterling 6. Tag-team assholes Jeff No Nuts Nelson and Karim the C- U- N(ext)T(uesday) Garcia. 5. Reggie Figjam* Sheffield (*Fuck I'm Good - Just Ask Me) 4. George Gordon Gecco Steinbenner 3. Thurmon I Hope He's-in-Hell Munson 2. Lip-Gloss Nancy Boy,(Ass-Rod) 1. Bucky Fuckin' Dent

posted by rockamora at 11:55 PM on January 25, 2006

Very superstitious, writing's on the wall

An hour before every Patriots playoff game, I like to get laid for good luck, among other reasons. But before last week's abominable loss to Denver, my girl wasn't "about to hang around for a stupid football game on a Saturday night." And guess who scored 24 of their points on a total of 27 yards? HINT: It wasn't the Patriots. A coincidence, you say? Prior to that, Brady was 10-0 in the playoffs and I was one contented guy. Then she flew the coop,but I definitely got screwed by the referees. Ain't that a bitch?

posted by rockamora at 12:41 AM on January 22, 2006

Official was wrong

Yeah, they'll fine Joey Porter, all right-- a token $15,000 or so, which is the equivalent of what would be pocket-change for you and I. But the most atrocious call regarding this game was Pussy Peyton throwing his O-Line under the bus after the game. You don't do that in public after these guys have been busting ass for you all game. It just ain't cool.

posted by rockamora at 09:45 AM on January 17, 2006

Vince Young turning pro

I'm crushed -- yet another potential American Rhodes Scholar lost to the insensitivity of the collegiate system. When, oh when, will this country stop losing it's best and brightest to the NFL?

posted by rockamora at 06:10 AM on January 09, 2006

Steelers Rob Bengals

Any chance of Boomer coming out of retirement?

posted by rockamora at 06:03 AM on January 09, 2006

Carolina Skunks New York

It's time most knucklehead fans woke up to Brady (10-0 in the playoffs with 3 rings working on 4)whose stature will grow after the fact -- much like putting a Presidential admnistration into historical perspective after his years in office. Please explaim to me how Brady finished second to P.Manning last year in the MVP voting because "Manning had the better numbers even though Brady had the wins," and this year, Brady finishes behind Manning because "Manning had the wins, even though Brady had the better numbers." Huh? And by the way, it's Bill BeliCHICK, not Bill BeliCHECK.

posted by rockamora at 06:00 AM on January 09, 2006

Liverpool deja vu.

Is Ringo still the goalie?

posted by rockamora at 05:56 AM on January 08, 2006

Alexander Runs Away With MVP

I suppose this means that Brady will just have to settle for the Super Bowl MVP. Again.

posted by rockamora at 09:01 PM on January 05, 2006

Baseball Writers' Association of America Hall of Fame Ballot

Jim Rice, anyone?

posted by rockamora at 08:56 PM on January 05, 2006

A-Rod to play for US? Does anybody care anymore!

Speaking for most of Red Sox Nation, I think A-Rod should start his own WBC team and play for The Smarmy Lip Gloss Nancy-Boys of Baseball.

posted by rockamora at 08:54 PM on January 05, 2006

Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

Yeah. And it shows in their number of Super Bowl rings.

posted by rockamora at 06:38 AM on January 05, 2006

Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

So, the two guys in charge of the Bills have a total age of 164. Nice youth movement.The Pats should be the divisional champs for the next 15 years - or as long as Brady and Belichick stick around.

posted by rockamora at 01:50 AM on January 05, 2006

Super Bowl Wants Only Young Dancers

And watch the suddenly surging New England Patriots win their third Super Bowl in a row and fourth in five years. GO PATS!! Tom Brady RULES!!

posted by rockamora at 01:22 AM on January 05, 2006


Top 10 examples of chefwest's "Culture in Canada" 10.A beer, a barstool and a black-and-white TV. 9. Dildo ice-carving. 8. In-depth study of the socio-economic and world foreign policy principles of Avril Lavigne 7. Bareass ice hockey 6. Feasting on a gourmet all-you-can-eat Canadien buffet of boiled reindeer, squirrel fricassee, baked skunk and sweet pickled beaver. 5. Booing those f@#king Americans "a-boot 10 times a day, eh?" 4. Having long intellectual discussions about the efects on the national psyche concerning Molson versus Labatt's. 3. "My name is chefwest, and I am an American-hating Canadian!" 2. Breathlessly awaiting the annual "Naked Mounties" calender edition. And the No.1 example of chefwest's "Culture in Canada": 1. Soft wood

posted by rockamora at 01:12 AM on January 05, 2006


THIS JUST OUT: WASHINGTON,D.C.(AP)- Sadaam Hussein may have hidden his Weapons of Mass Destruction in undisclosed areas of Canada -- with that country's knowledge -- according to a high-ranking source and American hockey fan in the White House. As a result, the Joint Chiefs of Staff are planning a possible invasion of, what Vice President Dick Cheney called, "those evil-doing Canuck bastards north of the border."

posted by rockamora at 08:58 PM on January 04, 2006

Soccer is more exciting than Football.

You have to look at the source. I mean, what big, earth-shattering news ever came out of Los Alamos?

posted by rockamora at 08:41 PM on January 04, 2006

Super Bowl Wants Only Young Dancers

It's obvious to me that the NFl fears lawsuits due to all those hand-walkers getting tangled up. It could cause a chain-reaction of mass carnage and mangled post-45 limbs. And that would be very, very ugly.

posted by rockamora at 08:30 PM on January 04, 2006