It doesn't really sound like he'll be OK: From The Pittsburgh Channel: "According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement. A plastic surgeon has been called in, the source said." What a vastly and impressively stupid young man.
posted by xmutex at 02:38 PM on June 12, 2006
Eh. Kind of cool but correlate their temps with the general temps in the home town.
posted by xmutex at 03:32 PM on June 01, 2006
Good lord I wish Major League Baseball had relegation.
posted by xmutex at 11:33 PM on April 14, 2006
That's really cool. I wish all MLS teams would have a similar recpetion, and I wish Seattle would get a MLS team.
posted by xmutex at 03:47 PM on April 03, 2006
Someone totally changed the wording of my drunken alarmist post. WTF. Was it Drew Rosenhaus?
posted by xmutex at 01:22 PM on March 18, 2006
It's only reporters and fans that talk about the importance of humility. It's such crap. It's pretty clear to me that being a cocky asshole can really help someone's athletic career. Of course it goes both ways but anyone who says that being arrogantly sure of yourself is never a helpful thing is pretty much lying.
posted by xmutex at 11:21 AM on March 10, 2006
MVP: Bill Leavy. What the fuck ever.
posted by xmutex at 09:25 PM on February 05, 2006
Bah. There's no way a closer should ever win the Cy Young award. Not that there is any real Cy Young candidate in the AL this year, but still, at least it went to a starter.
posted by xmutex at 05:48 PM on November 08, 2005
This isn't quite grounding TO into pet food, but I'll take it. Bon voyage!
posted by xmutex at 04:24 PM on November 07, 2005
ha, who knew? I guess you're in the DC market. That's a great story, or history of stories I guess.
posted by xmutex at 04:21 PM on November 07, 2005
I laughed when I read this. And then I felt badly, because suicide is not funny. But then I laughed a little bit again.
posted by xmutex at 03:52 PM on February 02, 2005
Favre angry that NFL turns its back on Robinson
The action of drinking alcohol is a choice. However, nobody chooses to be an alcoholic. Alcoholism is the choice made to drink, over and over. It is not a disease. It is a sequence of choices made by an individual.
posted by xmutex at 12:05 AM on October 20, 2006