04/19/24
May 11, 2007
Baron Davis' beard 125, Utah Jazz 105:
posted by kirkaracha to basketball at 10:58 PM - 16 comments
Watching with my wife, who is also not really a bball fan but whose lived in the Bay Area her whole life, the 'Wounds were really exciting through the 2nd and 3rd quarters. And then there's the beard--maybe for the first time she'll encourage some facial hair on me.
posted by billsaysthis at 12:12 AM on May 12, 2007
Good grief, do those basketball playoff's never end? I swear they've been going on for months now...
posted by Drood at 12:55 AM on May 12, 2007
Chuck Norris was pleased...then he round-house kicked his TV out the window.
posted by dviking at 01:16 AM on May 12, 2007
Behind Baron's Beard there is no chin. Only 30 points and a fat W. He's the best player named after nobility since Earl Monroe.
posted by vito90 at 02:03 AM on May 12, 2007
Chuck Norris is Jack Bauer's bitch.
posted by Drood at 03:16 AM on May 12, 2007
If any of you haven't seen that dunk yet, tape a sportscenter today. One of the sickest throwdowns I've ever seen, and over Kirilenko??? Are you kidding me? He got beard-slapped.
posted by eccsport78 at 10:53 AM on May 12, 2007
If any of you haven't seen that dunk yet, tape a sportscenter today. One of the sickest throwdowns I've ever seen, and over Kirilenko??? Are you kidding me? He got beard-slapped. I'll second that. I was lucky enough to turn on the game literally 5 seconds before that dunk. I scared the shit out of my girlfriend as I screamed "Oh, my F-ing god!"
posted by yay-yo at 12:42 PM on May 12, 2007
Beard-slapped. Goddamn, I wish I'd thought of that. Fucking brilliant, eccsport78.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:53 PM on May 12, 2007
Beard-Slapped. Amazing. Funniest thing i've seen today so far.
posted by brainofdtrain at 02:09 PM on May 12, 2007
Now I know who that beard reminds me of, Action Hank!
posted by yerfatma at 02:15 PM on May 12, 2007
The Warriors must be getting some kind of home cookin. They have one of the best home records in the league, but exactly the opposite on the road. I'm not suggesting that their cheating, I just can't remember another team that was so good at home and so terrible on the road. Road: 12-29 Home: 30-11
posted by yay-yo at 10:28 PM on May 12, 2007
I was finally able to see that beard-slapping dunk. It was pretty special.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 08:20 PM on May 13, 2007
The Beard is more than just a dunker. The Beard can also play D. I mean, The Beard also contributed with 4 steals & 7 assists to 1 turnover. On the dunk, did everyone see the way The Beard cocked back on it before throwing it down over the 6'9" Andrei Kirilenko? Great highlight.
posted by BornIcon at 06:27 AM on May 14, 2007
>I was in the mountains >I woke up, turned on the TV >I put on SC right when they were showing the Warriors-Jazz highlights >My mouth dropped to the floor in thousand pieces, but no words came out. The Beard teabagged Andrei and didn't stop there.
posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:44 AM on May 14, 2007
The Beard has been trimmed.
posted by tommybiden at 10:25 PM on May 16, 2007
his beard was spectacular and should have the top 3 tonight. the reverse, the 360, and the posterizing dunk on AK-47, wow.