04/20/24
December 15, 2006
you need to drink Rumpleminze continuously until his next tantrum and also use it as an ingredient in your game-day salsa Minty fresh.
posted by BullpenPro at 02:32 PM on December 15, 2006
watching a giants game would wear me out with this
posted by livewire at 05:40 PM on December 15, 2006
Any time Eli Manning is shown in a post-game interview with his hair still wet from the shower, mouth agape, looking much like a fifteen year-old shooting guard from a JV basketball team in Wausau, Wisconsin, jump rope for ten minutes. Absolute fucking genius.
posted by wfrazerjr at 07:53 PM on December 15, 2006
Any time Tiki Barber is shown in a post-game interview with his eyebrows delicately waxed... And what's wrong with waxing?
posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 07:55 PM on December 15, 2006
Absolute fucking genius. I know it's a broken record for some of you, but the blog belongs to Jeff Johnson, and if you never read his McSweeney's NFL Picks, you are missing something. The nice thing is they don't really age. Go there now. You'll thank me.
posted by yerfatma at 08:46 PM on December 15, 2006
My doctor is going to be so pleased with this idea reaching my ears. The only issue is that it doesn't have a punishment clause for giving up on the game and changing the channel.