Though he has more of Ted Williams' DNA than anyone outside of an Arizona cryonics facility, John Henry Williams has ended his fledgling baseball career without a single hit.
They use John Henry's and Ted's names in the same sentence all the time. They say, "John Henry, he's no Teddy"
posted by vito90 at 12:50 PM on August 12, 2002
How appropo.
posted by insomnyuk at 07:31 PM on August 10, 2002