November 28, 2005

Hidden: Michael Irvin Arrested: How many of you guys were there when he was arrested? You have no idea whether or not he is telling the truth about the pipe or not. Sure he's had problems in the past, but haven't we all (aside from you geeks that have never had a life outside of Tetris)? He says the pipe wasn't his; I've never really liked Irvin, but I believe that people can change. If it's PROVEN that he is still under the influence, I may change my opinion, but until then - GIVE THE GUY A BREAK! Oh yeah - some of you people really need spelling lessons...

posted by to football at 08:47 AM - 17 comments

Try making these as comments under the relevant posts instead of empty posts. Thanks.

posted by yerfatma at 08:55 AM on November 28, 2005

I don not git the artikle wen i klik on da titel. i do sompen rong mabe? ken u ad spelchk too da site?

posted by drevl at 08:58 AM on November 28, 2005

This place is going to hell.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:16 AM on November 28, 2005

I was there when he was arrested. All the inside information is available in my forthcoming book, now available for pre-order.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:18 AM on November 28, 2005

uHH, WHAT DID iRVIN DO NOW, HIT tERRELL oWENS OVER THE HEAD WITH A LEAD PIPE....?

posted by the red terror at 09:21 AM on November 28, 2005

Can we get this thing off of here, and maybe have a "User's Manual" sent out to various members.

posted by dyams at 09:32 AM on November 28, 2005

posted by chicobangs at 09:34 AM on November 28, 2005

I'm all for helping out a friend, but really, I took his pipe and then forgot to get rid of it? If I have a "drug pipe" in my car, I'm not forgetting it's there--it's the only thing on my mind until I find the first dumpster I come to and unload that thing.

posted by jenny at 09:59 AM on November 28, 2005

Why wait for a dumpster, pitch it out the window? What are you saving it for? ANYONE who gives the 'its my friends pipe' story any credence is completely lost. Complete crock. Total BS. BTW, please remove him from ESPN, he is totally annoying and idiotic.

posted by sfts2 at 10:44 AM on November 28, 2005

tony, how many times do you think you can do this before you meet the business end of the ban hammer?

posted by garfield at 10:52 AM on November 28, 2005

I can't seem to make this post fit in my worldview, which is dominated by geometrical shapes with 90-degree corners.

posted by rocketman at 10:53 AM on November 28, 2005

What Weedy and dyams said.

posted by scully at 10:56 AM on November 28, 2005

posted by MeatSaber at 10:59 AM on November 28, 2005

Read the guidelines tony.

posted by justgary at 11:11 AM on November 28, 2005

All I know is that everytime I said "oh it's my friend's" I was lieing. Oh well. We should all mind our own business anyway. I'm getting really bored talking about people I don't know. But the cheerleaders were fun.

posted by Irish Gal at 01:17 PM on November 28, 2005

MeatSaber! That's great! HA! MeatSaber. I have to share that.

posted by Irish Gal at 01:18 PM on November 28, 2005

"Now, what we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men." -Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke Remember the strippers, teammates and the cocaine in the hotel room years back?

posted by tadley86 at 01:30 PM on November 28, 2005

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