July 08, 2005

Hunter's battiness breaks the ice.: Twin's Torii Hunter "bares" all to liven up locker room.

posted by daddisamm to baseball at 07:04 AM - 11 comments

Sorry for doing another Twins link so soon, but I found this one a bit amusing. Also some info about possible twins player moves.

posted by daddisamm at 07:06 AM on July 08, 2005

GO WHITE SOX!!! Livining things up is perfect.Torii's antics "cracks"me up.

posted by HOE.O.K. at 10:59 AM on July 08, 2005

Sorry. Naked men won't make me play better baseball. Show me a naked member of the opposite sex, Torii.

posted by smithnyiu at 11:08 AM on July 08, 2005

A friend of mine who worked for a St. Louis television station said reliever Steve Kline once walked out of the shower, directly into a flock of cameras and asked, "Does my penis look abnormal? I mean, I know it's abnormally large," then walked away. Classic.

posted by wfrazerjr at 11:46 AM on July 08, 2005

"Does my penis look abnormal? I mean, I know it's abnormally large," Now that is a great pick up line.

posted by rockin_the_suburbs at 12:01 PM on July 08, 2005

Does my penis look abnormal? I mean, I know it's abnormally large," I think he was talking about his ERA, which, coincidentally is probably the same number - 5.74

posted by smithnyiu at 12:08 PM on July 08, 2005

"Does my penis look abnormal? I mean, I know it's abnormally large," Now that is a great pick up line. Which reminds me of the great put-down line by a female reporter... Mark Gastineau: (removes towel and gestures at his penis) "What do you think of THIS?" Female Reporter: "It looks like a penis, only smaller."

posted by grum@work at 02:38 PM on July 08, 2005

well honestly i hope radke's neck stays sore, and their middle infielders keep screwing up, because the indians are gonna make the push!!!!!

posted by gregy606 at 03:14 PM on July 08, 2005

Grum, that was also a wonderful line in that instant classic, "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane", starring none other than Andrew Dice Clay. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh! Image hosted by Photobucket.com

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:01 PM on July 08, 2005

Grum, that was also a wonderful line in that instant classic, "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane", starring none other than Andrew Dice Clay. Yes, a definite cult classic. "Booty time, booty time, across the USA..."

posted by grum@work at 11:37 AM on July 09, 2005

I call you an anus because that's what you are.

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:05 PM on July 09, 2005

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