One Fan's Breakdown of the Upcoming Jets/ Giants Tilt:
Jeff Johnson of McSweeneys gives the straight dope in his own inimitable way: "Someone has to thwart Jet crusader, fire helmet-wearing Eddie Anzalone in the homliest, most obnoxious fan department, and my vote is for ex-Marine Brenda Warner, who sports a crewcut and an attitude reminescent of Eileen Brennan in Private Benjamin (minus the booziness) on a case and a half of Red Bull."
Johnson is weird but the blog entry is fairly comparable to my own sports meanderings, which I will not trouble any of you with by linking.
posted by billsaysthis at 10:59 AM on August 22, 2004