May 03, 2002

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them....: I think Jesus would have a drink with me...I'm just like you." Mike Tyson's crazy rambling.

posted by kirkaracha to boxing at 08:49 PM - 4 comments

Best quote: "I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

posted by rcade at 02:30 PM on May 04, 2002

No wonder he's so psycho.

posted by kirkaracha at 02:38 PM on May 04, 2002

always a treat.

posted by jackhererra at 08:50 AM on May 06, 2002

i love that he used the word "fornicate." i should try that at my next party. "hello, miss. you sure look nice. i would like to fornicate with you most earnestly." perhaps she would answer "yes. fornication is a joy for me. let us to the back, frolick and fornicate."

posted by moz at 12:33 PM on May 06, 2002

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