04/23/24
August 02, 2004
End of a short but illustrious career: : Smarty Jones is being retired due to injuries.
posted by lil_brown_bat to other at 07:47 PM - 12 comments
Je m'excuse...
posted by lil_brown_bat at 09:07 AM on August 03, 2004
STUD! This is no retirement. If I was "retired" like Smarty, I'd call it "Going to the Hefner House in the Sky."
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:32 AM on August 03, 2004
Yeah, but in the end, they'll all wind up as glue or Jell-o.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:32 PM on August 03, 2004
And in the end, you'll be ashes or worm food.
posted by rocketman at 01:36 PM on August 03, 2004
I prefer worm food, rocketman. Recycling from beyond the grave.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:50 PM on August 03, 2004
Jell-o is made from horses? GRaaaaaaaarrrrgggggH.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:38 PM on August 03, 2004
At least it's not Soylent Green...
posted by MeatSaber at 02:40 PM on August 03, 2004
No, Soylent Green is people!
posted by lil_brown_bat at 03:05 PM on August 03, 2004
Anything with gelatin in it has animal byproducts, wc, including gummi bears and many pill capsules.
posted by Ufez Jones at 03:26 PM on August 03, 2004
Since you all are meat eaters, I don't quite see how this is gross or terrible. In fact, I just went to the fridge and had me a bowl of Smarty JonesJell-O!
posted by billsaysthis at 03:59 PM on August 03, 2004
I hear he stays crisp in milk.
posted by chicobangs at 04:05 PM on August 03, 2004
Wow. I just realized: we haven't had a double post in a long time.