July 08, 2004

Book deal: for Sharapova? Here's an excerpt from the treatment: "I paddled, and paddled, and paddled, and paddled, and paddled, and paddled, and paddled, and paddled…"

posted by garfield to tennis at 12:33 PM - 9 comments

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posted by garfield at 12:35 PM on July 08, 2004

I think I'll wait for the movie.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:16 PM on July 08, 2004

Me too. (Sharapova. Paddling, and paddling, and paddling. Mmmmmm.)

posted by chicobangs at 02:04 PM on July 08, 2004

Will the movie also be called Maria Sharapova: Squeals and Sighs?

posted by filthyboy at 02:14 PM on July 08, 2004

I hope so.

posted by garfield at 02:17 PM on July 08, 2004

I'm impressed she got a deal with Knopf. Move over Bill Clinton and John Updike.

posted by filthyboy at 02:24 PM on July 08, 2004

And the news is totally reliable, given the source.

posted by chicobangs at 02:53 PM on July 08, 2004

And the news is totally reliable, given the source. Um..I thought it was pretty obviously a spoof.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 02:55 PM on July 08, 2004

Oh. I thought it was going to be a picture book. Carry on.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:14 PM on July 08, 2004

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