04/24/24
May 28, 2004
Ace pitcher, potential Cy Young contender, RPG geek, fan message board contributor, local radio-show caller/listener, model citizen.
posted by jerseygirl to general at 12:42 PM - 6 comments
like Schilling, had pahked his cah at Fenway Pahk that night. No, I did not write this.
posted by thomcatspike at 01:20 PM on May 28, 2004
dude, schilling's a narc.
posted by corpse at 02:37 PM on May 28, 2004
A white Explorer? d00d, that was totally OJ!
posted by NoMich at 03:04 PM on May 28, 2004
The graphic at bostondirtdogs is hilarious.
posted by justgary at 03:49 PM on May 28, 2004
Showoff. You forgot showoff. Next he'll be healing the sick and turning water into friggin' Sam Adams on tap. By the end of June he'll have solved the deficit and worked out a peaceful transfer of power in Iraq. And on the last day of the season, the skies will part and Curt Schilling will ascend on gilded wings to assume his proper place as the right arm of God. Seriously. Could someone just plant some crack on him or something, you know, at least fake some flaws on the guy?
posted by chicobangs at 01:52 AM on May 30, 2004
Schilling... spotted a white Ford Explorer weaving and veering around 11:30 p.m... He got out the flip phone and dialed 911 Roger Clemens would have incapacitated the driver by throwing a baseball at his head. David Wells would have been like, "Oh man, Schilling just called the cops on me! Okay, okay, be cool... maintain... "