April 28, 2004

Eli vs. Phil:

Mascots: The Giants and the Chargers appear to be two of the most powerful mascots in the NFL, but think about it. When's the last time a Giant sent 10,000 volts of electricity through someone. As a matter of fact, when's the last time anyone's seen a giant? I'm pretty sure they went extinct with wooly mammoths. Even if a giant still existed, its height would make it an easy target for a lightning strike.

Advantage: Rivers



posted by justgary to football at 12:48 AM - 2 comments

Well, you have to think the New York football Giants will endeavor to keep a competitive team around Manning, and there's really no telling what the Chargers strategy is. Advantage: Eli. Heavily. I look forward to watching Manning's rivalry more with Chad Pennington than Rivers.

posted by vito90 at 08:45 AM on April 28, 2004

Well, Gary (or should I say, Miss Chambers), that explains why the Cardinals suck every year. Good to know.

posted by chicobangs at 09:39 AM on April 28, 2004

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