Chicago Bulls mascot accused of selling pot.: Chester J. Brewer, known as "Da Bull" to Chicago Bulls fans, was charged with delivery of marijuana. He was caught with six ounces of pot and a scale was found in his trunk, police said.
posted by dusted to basketball at 06:44 PM - 7 comments
I'm SURE it belonged to the players.
posted by vito90 at 07:10 PM on January 21, 2004
"a scale was found in his trunk" The Bulls mascot is an elephant?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 07:18 PM on January 21, 2004
No, a reptile. Get it?
posted by forksclovetofu at 10:55 PM on January 21, 2004
Hey, at least he's accurate with his dimes. *crash*
posted by dusted at 10:59 PM on January 21, 2004
He was doing his job. Just trying to give everyone a little lift.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:59 AM on January 22, 2004
This just in: Portland has signed Chester Brewer to a 10-day contract.
posted by wfrazerjr at 10:50 AM on January 22, 2004
(Found on the always excellent Obscure Store.)
posted by dusted at 06:47 PM on January 21, 2004