January 06, 2004

Are you ready for Clammy Sosa?:
If I was Harry Carey's widow, I would _so_ sue them.
caution: retina burning displays of flash within. ze goggles vill do nozzink.

posted by forksclovetofu to culture at 07:19 PM - 13 comments

or this... http://www.zooperstars.com/main.htm... to avoid flash-induced seizure. interesting.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:27 PM on January 06

*blink* *blink* I. Am. Under. Your. Command. Note to self: read the comments first to avoid flash-induced seizure.

posted by NoMich at 07:51 PM on January 06

Oh. My. God. Just go here and read the names of the characters. Mackarel Jordan? Ichiroach Suzuki? Snail Earnhardt Jr?!?!? I don't know whether to laugh, cry ... or just shoot up and forget about it.

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:18 PM on January 06

By the way, Forks ... where in GOD'S NAME do you find this shit?!?

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:19 PM on January 06

I've seen them at the Rochester Red Wings (AAA). Pretty funny after a few beers.

posted by jasonspaceman at 08:25 PM on January 06

wfrazerjr: ditto

posted by smithers at 08:32 PM on January 06

i think this says it all:

posted by forksclovetofu at 09:16 PM on January 06

Clammy looks more like a mussel. There should be a disclaimer: "All proceeds will be used for settlement."

posted by usfbull at 07:15 AM on January 07

My next job. Actually, at my present job (one of them) I occasionally have the option of earning my munificient hourly wage by putting on a big animal costume and strolling around -- or even, if I'm feeling like it, skiing. I haven't done it yet, but I will some day. Afterwards, you can look for "Life as a Large Plush Animal" in my soon-tp-be-started column (The White Circus).

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:24 AM on January 07

I can't decide which one I love more: Bobby Orrangutang or Pee Wee Geese. WOW, I don't know what amazes me more -- that this company actually exists or that other organizations PAY for their services at events...

posted by rosey8810 at 02:31 PM on January 07

This just goes to support my theory that around 1990 or so, we were all somehow moved from Earth to Earth-2. My suspicions were raised when Nike got William S. Burroughs to hawk their shoes. Then the Butthole Surfers ("I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I want to get high!") were used to flog Nintendo. I want to go home.

posted by alex_reno at 06:08 PM on January 07

alex: very astute analysis, where's the spaceship?

posted by billsaysthis at 06:53 PM on January 07

"Clammy looks more like a mussel." Clammy used to be a mussel, but now that steroid testing's started...

posted by mr_crash_davis at 09:01 PM on January 07

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