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"If you or someone you know is a member or supporter of a major league baseball team with 100 wins or more, please call the following toll free number to speak to one of our trained counselors."
"The number is 1-800-983-4663".
"Operators are standing by."
"That's 1-800-WTF-GONE".
posted by beaverboard at 09:02 AM on October 13, 2023
(Charlton Heston voice):
"If you or someone you know is a member or supporter of a major league baseball team with 100 wins or more, please call the following toll free number to speak to one of our trained counselors."
"The number is 1-800-983-4663".
"Operators are standing by."
"That's 1-800-WTF-GONE".
posted by beaverboard at 09:02 AM on October 13, 2023