SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle:
A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.
Baalke.
Guy could own picks 1 through 32, select all of the best talent, and still end up with a team that will miss the playoffs for his entire tenure.
He's .. just .. that .. bad.
posted by cixelsyd at 05:45 PM on April 29, 2022
NFL Draft lunch break:
Bojangles for everyone - Ickey Ekwonu is staying in NC.
Buddy's Pizza on the house - Aidan Hutchinson is staying in MI.
Truth Barbecue across the room - Kenyon Green is staying in TX.
Primanti's all around - Kenny Pickett is staying at Heinz Field.
Great post-first round headlines include:
"Baalke Stakes Reputation on No. 1 Pick Walker"
Reputation? Reputation? You're talking about...Reputation?
Repeat in the style of - Jim Mora: "Playoffs" and Allen Iverson: "Practice"
posted by beaverboard at 01:29 PM on April 29, 2022