October 30, 2021

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 06:00 AM - 9 comments

From the Signs of the Apocalypse desk:

OK, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard or seen.

Please let this be something that was cooked up at The Onion.

Alas, it looks like it's for real.

If you print it, they will groan.

posted by beaverboard at 02:54 PM on October 30, 2021

You are now thinking of Peta. You may not want to contribute to their cause, but they are again getting free publicity which will lead to more donations. However, "arm barn" is quite catchy.

posted by NoMich at 05:02 PM on October 30, 2021

I'm a volunteer at an animal shelter. But this is bullshit.

Oh, wait. We'll probably have to stop saying that too.

Chicago Bulls, Texas Longhorns, Houston Texans, your logos are in the cross hairs. We can't have these animals associated with teams that can't play winning ball.

Peta waits till the third game of the World Series to pull this? After the games move from the cattle kingdom to Coca Cola country? They can't even get the timing right.

*Belated full credit: the Apocalypse thing is a longtime Sports Illustrated feature.

posted by beaverboard at 06:35 PM on October 30, 2021

College FB quote of the day from Gus Johnson, referring to Michigan's tight end:

"Erick All can do a little bit of everything".

posted by beaverboard at 08:01 PM on October 30, 2021

Arm Barn, from Urban Dictionary

posted by tommybiden at 09:45 PM on October 30, 2021

LOL. Even more of a reason to use that in place of bullpen!

posted by NoMich at 12:05 AM on October 31, 2021

It's got to be a gag. Or someone hacked their site.

As fate would have it, PETA headquarters is just across the river from the former epicenter of Michael Vick's dogfighting ring.

posted by beaverboard at 12:48 AM on October 31, 2021

tommybiden, network influencer

posted by beaverboard at 11:35 AM on October 31, 2021

LOL

posted by NoMich at 06:07 PM on October 31, 2021

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