November 18, 2003

P_T _P _ BR_CK:
I'd like to buy a vowel, Shaq?
Which of these guys is most likely to win? Who would you like to see on Jeopardy?
Family Double Dare? Blind Date?


posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 04:40 PM - 12 comments

Jeopardy- Shaq. For the unintentional comedy, and the promise that we may see Alex Trebek crap himself on National Television should Shaq dispute an answer. Family Double Dare- The Blazer starting 5. Think of it as low cost therapy. Hell, put anyone on Family Double Dare, I just want to watch Mark Summers throw a coniption when things start getting messy. "Must Clean!" Blind Date: Moochie Norris.

posted by lilnemo at 04:49 PM on November 18, 2003

Oooh. If they're doing Blind Date, it should definitely be a double date with Ron Mercer and Chauncy Billups.

posted by yerfatma at 05:40 PM on November 18, 2003

doin' the Moochie Coochie? rick, you a fan of McCay, I presume?

posted by forksclovetofu at 05:40 PM on November 18, 2003

Oh pshaw.

posted by lilnemo at 05:44 PM on November 18, 2003

Oh! Oh! Oh! I am so very shocked! Oh!

posted by forksclovetofu at 05:48 PM on November 18, 2003

Most guessed my moniker had to do with this little fella. Which in part it does. It's a combo of the two.

posted by lilnemo at 05:53 PM on November 18, 2003

You got any more of Ye Olde Nemo Strip? Dr.Pill, Giant Mushrooms....it sounds like the precursor to the Mario Bros., with a dash of Alice in Wonderland.

posted by garfield at 10:07 AM on November 19, 2003

Patrick Ewing on all three. "Hi, the hip kids call me P-Ew." "Uh, scratch that."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:35 AM on November 19, 2003

Ewing would be amazing: the sweat would be pouring over his monitor before they got to Double Jeopardy.

posted by yerfatma at 10:41 AM on November 19, 2003

Don't forget Flip!

posted by lilnemo at 11:21 AM on November 19, 2003

Dikembe speaking in general is killer. I'd pay him for a vowel.

posted by garfield at 11:41 AM on November 19, 2003

P_T _P _ BR_CK Couldn't give a crap less about the game shows, but that's the funniest. post. title. ever.

posted by wfrazerjr at 12:59 PM on November 19, 2003

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