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November 17, 2003
Divealanche.com. Hey, I repect the Avs and all, but this is funny stuff. Be sure to check out the player profiles and the comics.
posted by Samsonov14 to hockey at 04:10 PM - 11 comments
Compared to superstars such as The Jake and Alex Tanguay, Sakic's style has little of the flare or showmanship necessary to penetrate an Avsmonkey's stunted attention span. Rarely will you see Sakic bellyflop across the ice, clutching his face and squealing like his teammates. An old fashioned, quaint player, Sakic uses the blades of his skates to move across the ice instead of the preferred Colorado method of leaping headfirst and sliding around the rink on your stomach. [...] Though many Dives homers still wear Sakic jerseys, Joe's unwillingness to destroy videocassette recorders or get arrested for domestic violence has limited his popularity in Denver. haha. This site is great.
posted by mkn at 04:52 PM on November 17, 2003
great find, sammy!
posted by msacheson at 07:49 PM on November 17, 2003
Greatest. Site. Ever. =D
posted by MeatSaber at 10:11 PM on November 17, 2003
You know. You don't even need to know a thing about hockey to find that site amusing. Good link.
posted by squealy at 03:24 AM on November 18, 2003
Looks like the Avs got to him....site's down. :)
posted by rosey8810 at 08:51 AM on November 18, 2003
Boo! Site down! - Dammit! Floppa's still the best. Though Tucker in Toronto may give him a run for his money.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:58 AM on November 18, 2003
it's back. just when I was gonna go searching for a google cache to read some more of it.
posted by gspm at 01:35 PM on November 18, 2003
That's a lot of effort to put into hating another team. But damn funny. Certainly several cuts above all the "[rival team] Sucks!" Geocities pages out there. Anyone wanna make a Grum Sucks page? ;-)
posted by Succa at 01:41 PM on November 18, 2003
Site's back up, folks. Go see it. I crapped my pants laughing.
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:48 PM on November 18, 2003
Super site. Very funny and the photo evidence is classic stuff. Figure this guy is the ultimate Wings fan?
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:39 AM on November 19, 2003
"Don't start trippin' on me, Pete!" brilliant.