Colin Montgomery pitches a fit, on the pitch.: Uncle Monty hasn't won on the European Tour this year. Incidentally, he became a bit, demonstrative on the 9th hole at Valderrama. He could be sanctioned by the tour for his "tantrum". I've heard of worse happening out on the links. But then again, Monty's a pro. Isn't he?
"I wouldn't be as successful as I was." Grammatical fluff or Freudian slip? Poor old Monty.
posted by JJ at 03:56 AM on November 03, 2003
Ugh. Another reason to dislike the petulant spoiled boy. Unfortunately, even more reasons for obnoxious US fans to berate and bait him when plays in the US.
posted by aacheson at 12:07 PM on November 03, 2003
Who cares about Monty?
posted by bk at 03:22 PM on December 27, 2003
The Royal & Ancient have a small etiquette booklet that seems tailor-made for him. It's called Don't be a Golf Menace.
Originally published as:
Don't be a Menace to the European tour while Drinking your juice in Valderrama.
posted by lilnemo at 05:32 PM on November 01, 2003