August 02, 2016

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 07:00 AM - 2 comments

Happened to watch a bit of the Barca 8-0 clinical surgery on Deport. La Coruna last night, featuring the Doctors without Borders field unit of Neymar-Messi-Suarez.

The beIN Sports commentators were running out of superlatives to describe the Barca attack. This malady has been known to lead people of limited imagination down a dark and dangerous Hudsonian path, from which there is neither return nor redemption.

At around goal 5 or 6, one of the guys - think it was Kevin Egan - finally crossed the river and uttered the word "magisterial". With no hint of passion or emphasis, which made it even more disturbing.

Bartender, would you double the dark rum in my Bernini Cocktail? Doctor's orders.

posted by beaverboard at 07:56 AM on August 02, 2016

ROFL

posted by billsaysthis at 10:35 AM on August 02, 2016

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