Fantasy Premier League, Week Seven: The Premier League returns from international break Saturday with an early match taking Spurs to face the new heavy metal Liverpool at Anfield in manager Jurgen Klopp's debut. In the SportsFilter league, PoloXI takes first place for the first time with an 110-point week, lifted by captain-doubled Sergio Aguero's 50 points (5 goals!). Hillbilly F.C. stays close in second with 104 points led by captain Kevin De Bruyne's 30 (1 goal, 2 assists). Man City might be good at the soccer.
If Klopp moves his arm like a tomahawk, would the headline read, "Klopp Chops Kop?" When the inevitable comes, would it read, "Mop-Top Kop Chops Flop Klopp (Rodgers Returns for Second Stint)?
posted by jjzucal at 10:00 PM on October 16, 2015
A little more Kloppage: Is there another coach in the entirety of soccer who would answer all of these questions?
posted by rcade at 12:59 PM on October 16, 2015