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September 15, 2011
Cristiano Ronaldo says jeering fans are jealous: Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo says opposing fans jeer him out of envy because of his looks, his money and his talent.
Dear Cristiano,
You're not the only good-looking, rich and talented athlete out there. Some of them we like though (David Beckham, for example), so you may consider what sets you apart from the rest. Perhaps it's got a lot more to do with how much of a knob and a whiner you are.
Sincerely,
Dfleming
posted by dfleming at 11:19 AM on September 15, 2011
Sometimes it's funnier when journalists just sit back and let them humiliate themselves by not knowing when to say nothing. As for the hard tackles, I can only assume that every defender in Europe has decided that they might as well pile in there and hit him hard, given that he's going to fall down like he's been shot no matter how substantial the tackle.
posted by JJ at 11:23 AM on September 15, 2011
posted by Mr Bismarck at 11:32 AM on September 15, 2011
Despite all that money and fame, he can't even do the little teapot actions right.
posted by JJ at 11:39 AM on September 15, 2011
Nothing to see here.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 12:46 PM on September 15, 2011
"What's that on your hair, Cristiano, is it pomade?"
"It's not oil, it's liquid engineering".
/His voice is inside your head now, isn't it?
posted by owlhouse at 09:47 PM on September 15, 2011
And not because of how good a spokesperson he would make for Massengill.