Bad lie: All the alligator wanted to do is eat the golf ball...er... golfer
I used to play at Darwin Golf Club (Australia). One of the Local Rules was that you could play the shot again if your ball landed within two club lengths of a crocodile. And we had quite a few crocodiles on the course...
posted by owlhouse at 12:38 AM on January 23, 2011
Darwin indeed.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:27 AM on January 23, 2011
You are pretty sick, dirigibleman
posted by Demophon at 08:55 AM on January 24, 2011
Should have tore the alligator's eye out.
(Reference, in case anyone thinks I'm a psycho)
posted by dirigibleman at 07:02 PM on January 22, 2011