November 10, 2010

Roy Halladay's Advice for Kids: "As the young people of today head out on their own, they face many unique challenges," writes Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Roy Halladay. "In this economy, nobody is guaranteed a good job or a competitive salary, and the struggle to find steady, rewarding work is harder than it's ever been. That's why, as a man in his early 30s who has enjoyed a very successful career, I have one piece of advice for America's youth, and that is to throw a baseball really, really well."

posted by rcade to baseball at 12:07 PM - 3 comments

Disclaimer: Not really Roy Halladay.

posted by rcade at 12:06 PM on November 10, 2010

Funny. Reminds me of that line from SNL when Emma Stone was hosting the other week. She told all the little girls out there to go ahead and drop out of school and move to LA at age 14, like she did, because "it always works out!"

posted by Rock Steady at 12:19 PM on November 10, 2010

I think "The Onion" has for years been the best source around for satire and comedy.

posted by sbacharach at 01:31 PM on November 10, 2010

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