Cleaning Up Pro Football: "The players don't do their own laundry. It's done, rather, by a fraternity of football-laundry specialists that include a Coral Gables, Fla., bon vivant, an old yellow dog who was on death row and a nice young couple in Berea, Ohio."
Oldie but a goodie.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 02:12 PM on September 08, 2010