Cristiano Ronaldo's Scoring Technique: Think the U.S. media is too intrusive into the personal lives of athletes? Read this first-person piece by British model (and professional publicity seeker) Jasmine Lennard in the Daily Mirror tabloid claiming a sexual relationship with Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo. "This was just RIDICULOUS ... intimidatingly so," she writes. "'Oh for God's sake,' I thought, 'let's get this over with,' although I wondered how long that would take."